Fact: I care about one of these two.

I'm going to assume it's Jackson. He had some decent music back in the day, and a few years ago he acquired a bunch of Beatles songs. The other is just some ugly lady everyone thought was beautiful. Seriously, I have never seen a photo of her that makes her look attractive.

Too young.

I bet that Fuzz feels like I do and the one he cares about is that pin-up girl with the red swimsuit

"Fuzz" is six months younger than I am.

fair enough.

I'd still bet a dollar that the pin-up wins over the pederast.

I'll just keep you guys guessing.

That's mean

I honored Michael Jackson by putting Purple Rain on my iPod

That's either pretty funny or there's a connection there I'm not getting.