Nathan Tyree: Jack Booted Nazi Thug on his way out.

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KCTV conducted a poll to see who was winning the Kansas Attorney General race. Surprisingly Paul Morrison is ahead of Incumbent Fascist Phil Kline.

Perhaps Kansans don't want abortion rights curtailed, free speech censored, creationism taught, and monkeys in charge.

Defeating Phil Kline would be the best way for Kansans to show the world that we aren't the slow witted, bigoted cryptofascists that they think we are.

Go Paul!

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Nathan Tyree: corruption- updated

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We may wll have the most corrupt congress in history. Teapot Dome? Forget about it. I've been obsessed about it recently. I couldn't create a list of evry corrupt congressman, but here are a few of the worst:

Rep. Roy Blunt has been cited for repeatedly inserting provisions into bills to benefit his lobbyist son and his girlfriend.

Dennis Hastert knew (possibly for six years) that Rep Foley was using the internet to solicit sex from minors. Hastert did nothing to stop it, and may have actively covered up the crimes.

Conrad Burns, with the help of his buddy Jack Abrahmoff, funneled around three million dollars to his friends and padded his own campaign coffers.

Richard Pombo paid his wife and brother $357,325 in campaign funds.

Rick Santorum got taxpayers to pay for his kids fancy private school.

John Hoestettler was arrested for taking a loaded 9mm on an airplane.

Mike Ferguson took $57,000 from Tom Delay. He has been heavily bankrolled by drug and oil companies.

Tom Reynolds was made aware of the Foley matter six months before the press broke the story. He failed to do anything about it.

Those are just a few that come quickly to mind. Can anyone say: culture of corruption? Our Republican congress believes that they can do whatever they want without repercussions. America should prove them wrong.

**** I posted this and then found some late breaking news about Rep Weldon. See it HERE

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Nathan Tyree: Microhorror

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I have an odd story called Channel Surfing published in MicroHorror

Check it out.

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Nathan Tyree: An experiment in experimentation

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I'm toying with the idea of a literary experiment. I'm going to post the opening paragraphs of that game here for your thoughts. Let me know if you'd be interested in reading the rest of this story.



Adventures in Alcoholism

Nathan Tyree
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Chapter One: 32 Minutes

I don’t want to tell you the story of how I started drinking. Even if I did, you wouldn’t want to hear it. It’s not one of those cute anecdotes that people pass around like joints at parties. It isn’t instructive, or educational. If I broke down and told you about it you wouldn’t learn anything and nothing would be illuminated. Anyway, my AA meeting story isn’t the reason I’m here. The reason I’m here is to share with you good people an entirely different story.

It was 3:27 pm when every living soul on the planet Earth simultaneously died due to massive hemorrhaging of the blood vessels surrounding their brains. By 3:33 there was not a single living thing on the planet. It would stay that way for almost 26 minutes. At 3:59 every man, woman and child was replaced with an exact replica of themselves. These replicas had perfect memories, except for the Nixon Tape-like gap of 3:27 to 3:59 August 15, 1999.

For some reason I ( or the replica me or whatever) remember (or remembers or whatever) that gap. I have detailed recollections of everything that happened in that time. The story I’m here to tell is the story of those 32 minutes.

Time for some background. I was out of college. Don’t misunderstand this: I’m not implying that I had graduated from University with some sort of degree. In point of fact, I was never even close to attaining a degree. The college experience had mostly been a dodge to avoid getting a job. Six years in it became clear that I was going to have to suck it up, admit that I wasn’t ever going to go to Law School and just get a fucking job. So that’s what I did.

I went to work as an assistant manager at Block Buster (or, as we called it, Black Bastard Video). By no stretch of the imagination could what I had be considered a career. It was a name tag job and that was all. I was sharing a shit hole apartment with a fellow drop out named Teddy. And I had just broken up with a chick named Liz. Anyway, that’s enough back ground for now.

August 15 is what you came for, so that’s what you’re gonna get. I was thirty-three minutes from the end of another soul numbing shift at work. This fat chick was grilling me about the plot details of the latest Bruce Willis action extravaganza.

(More to Come)


The plan for this odd story involves several strange methods of delivery. If I decide to do it it will branch it ways that I don't want to describe in too much detail at the moment.

Anyway...

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Nathan Tyree: Sanders and the CIA

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Edward Bear, for reasons unknown, changed his name to Winnie Ther Pooh. Later, Ther was morphed into the less ethnic The. Pooh, as he was often called, lived under the name of Sanders.

The question that springs to mind is: why? Why the name changes and aliases. What do you have to hide, Mr Sanders?

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