Nathan Tyree: My wife doesn't know how to make exploding cheese fries

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My wife doesn't know how to make exploding cheese fries. Just thought you should know that.

Mood: Worried about the Ruskies... or is that W?
Music: Ping Pong Chopper sleds

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Nathan Tyree: Andy Kaufman is Dead

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So kids, it turns out I was wrong. Early this morning I was in Wal-Mart looking at that new K-Y warming jelly and wondering if it would be good on pasta when this withered old man with a large powdered wig, crrying a single pork chop walked up and shoved me. "Look asshole," he began, "I saw what you wrote." "Huh?" I was confused. "I'm Andy Kaufman." "No." I said. "Yes I am, you freakin' moron. And I'm dead." So kids, it looks like Andy's dead after all.

Mood: horny and oddly sedate
Music: Red Sovine

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Nathan Tyree: Frankenstein

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I've been watching the Frankenstein movies. Frankenstein (of course), Bride of Frankenstein, Son of Frankenstein, Ghost of Frankenstein, House of Frankenstein. Just though I'd share.

Mood: Promethean
Music: Philip Glass

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Nathan Tyree: Andy Kaufman IS alive

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I didn't believe it at first. I thought it was Bob Zamuda, or maybe Jim Carrey, or a rabid fan pulling a joke. I knew it was funny.

Then, early this morning in Wal Mart in Joplin, MO I saw him in the distance. He was berating an elderly greeter. Andy looked older, a little stooped, a little worn. But It was him. It was Andy Kaufman.

I walked over slowly and said: "is it really you?"

His eyes gleamed. A strange look entered his face. :"Don't tell anyone you saw me here!"

"But Andy," I said. "everyone knows you're going on a national Starbucks and wal mart tour."

"They aren't supposed to believe it," he replied. Then he turned and walked away.

So that's it. Andy Kaufman really is alive! Look for him at a Wal Mart near you.

Mood: Shocked

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Nathan Tyree: Andy Kaufman lives!

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Well, probably not. But this: Is Funny.

I know, it's most likely Bob Zamuda having a bit of fun. But still, it is sheer genius!

Mood: laughing
Browsing: Do I have to say it?

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