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5-17-2004 6:50 pm
Nathan Tyree: Web Site Blues
I've been tinkering with this all day. Now, thanks to a tireless friend who answered all of my annoying questions, I have my own website.

Here

I hope to move it to my own domain soon.

Mood: exhausted
Music: Me and Mr. Johnson
Browsing: T shirt hell


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5-17-2004 12:20 am
Nathan Tyree: Barnes and Noble
So, a friend of mine was browsing a Barnes and Noble store in Wichita. She stumbled upon my book (Mr. Overy is Falling) , setting on the shelf next to books that are likely to sell hundreds of thousands of copies.





Suddenly I feel like superman.

Mood: Elated
Music: 5,6,7,8s
Browsing: Mr. Overby is Falling


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5-16-2004 3:13 pm
Nathan Tyree: Fuzz and Lint
Very hungover. I started drinking at one in the afternoon, and didn't stop until sometime today. My brain hurts. My stomach feels like it has been filled with rocks and then jumped on by a large Bulgarian man. My eyes itch. Not in a regular way, but like they've been abraded with rock salt and hot sauce. Some one kill me. Please.

Mood: Hhozawhatzit?
Music: My pulse thumping in my temple
Browsing: Pork?


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5-14-2004 8:18 pm
Nathan Tyree: Madness
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Mood: Pork Pie Hat
Music: Something to do with Prairie Dogs Humming
Browsing: Mr. Overby is Falling


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5-14-2004 8:09 pm
Nathan Tyree: Eating Raoul
So a friend of mine (the fellow goes under the title jestmeister, but his mom didn't name him that) led me here. This seems a fun idea.

Not much to say today, but I think I'll be around often.

Mr. Overby is Falling

Mood: Nearsighted and Psychopathic
Music: Tom Waits
Browsing: Mr. Overby


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