[ Ventilation ] | Goo Goo Ga-Joo, Guru...

7-30-2008 7:26 pm

fuzmeister: Goo Goo Ga-Joo, Guru...

I nominate myself for guru status seeing as how I have been registered on Vent for over six years this month. I also think I am l337 enough to pass the specifications that remain undefined. Petition for it, people!

Also, what ever happened to the ask the gurus page? I had many more questions and there were never enough answers...

Mood: Still Disgusted, Still Hungry
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Comments (5)

Demannu - (<--- Eats Worms)

Offhand, I can think of no phrase more pathetic than, "I nominate myself for..."

fuzmeister - (The Real ST)

Maybe it's my ego, but it seems a-ok to me.

Archimago - ()

how about "I declare myself!" It's pro-active.
Nominating yourself is like declaring but with a pathetic vote plea added.

just don't say "I declare" like a southern belle.
Be a man about it.

2-HeadedGiraffe - (*(..)*)

Declaring without authority to do so or the power to make your declarations come to pass accomplishes nothing. As Steve would have to have the power of a Guru to make himself a Guru, simply declaring himself one would not give him any of the powers or status associated with being a Guru.

The best Guru, btw, was Gaspar, Guru of Time, but that's a different sort of Guru.

fuzmeister - (The Real ST)

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