I've gotten the subtle impression - and I may be reading too much into your posts, so feel free to correct me if I'm wrong - that you might be a zombie fan.

who isn't a zombie fan?

Yeah. Who isn't?

I'm not.

Really? Not even Evil Dead brand Zombies?

Nope. I'm a fan of zombie killers!

Ah. Good point.

What are zombie killers without zombies?
There is a balance to the universe. The struggle to maintain that balance is the stuff of legends. For there can be no good without evil. No love, without hate. Life needs death. Innocence feeds lust. And zombie killers need zombies. I want to tell you a story. I want you to listen to me. I want you to listen to yourselves. This is a story about a little girl walking through a graveyard one sunny afternoon. I want you to picture this little girl. Maybe she is thinking about having a picnic in a nice grassy area. Maybe she's looking at flowers. Suddenly two men grab her. They overpower her. She tries to struggle but she's too small. These two men savage this little girl. They destroy her body, ripping it apart. They smash into her skull to get at her brain. Can you see her? Her beaten, broken body parts soaked in the blood of her own dismemberment. Can you see her? I want you to picture that little girl... Now imagine she's a zombie.

That is funny shit