Wow. I really wish I could blindly believe everything I read.

Um...she says she's read 1984 twice. Which part did she miss? The part where Big Brother is NOT a good thing, or the part where George W. Bush is exactly like Big Brother?

George W. Bush = doubleplusungood!

I think I can follow her logic. See, the government in 1984 in Ingsoc, which is Newspeak for English Socialism. Barack Obama is a socialist.

That's right, I'm the idiot whisperer.

I meant to put socialist in quotes. Just pretend I'm making John McCain style finger quotes in the air as I slowly say the word socialist.

Damn! It's good to have someone around who can translatee from Fundie to Human.