That's stupid. I'm going to Hooters where the beer and wings are plentiful and free.

That's even better

Don't forget the big boobies.

Essentially, what I view heaven as ideally being is a constant stream of new experiences for the rest of eternity. Pretty unfathomable, but it'd be pretty cool.

Another idea I've had before is that maybe I'm dead already and "heaven" is just a continuation of one's life the way it was. This theory will be disproven when I eventually do die.

oxygenated blood stops flowing to your brain, the electric pulses that allow all functionality cease and the mind shuts down. Stroke victims that lose control of parts of their brain (speech, motor skills, nervous system control) are examples of the vitality of the mind. Without it you're dead, there's nothing else outside of here and now. Talk about heaven and hell and whatever, I'll make my own while I exist.

The HornedOne is right.