OK. I'll bite. What the hell is this post supposed to mean? Did you have fish which died? I don't recall fish beig a part of your menagerie. Are you suggesting goats instead of fish, or as a way of disposing of dead fish?

I'm trying to decide if I should invest in a Chamelion. The cage is so awesome, its just a hanging pot with a tree in it. No wire, no glass.

No, Demannu, you've got it all wrong.

This post, and others like it, serves to keep that "less than 1/3 of my posts are about my book" ratio down. Obligatory filler.

Pardon me now, as I cackle madly in the corner.

The title "Dead Fish" was meant to be eye catching. I'm serious about goats as pets. They make good pets. They tend to be docile, friendly and cute. They aren't particularly dangerous. Kids like 'em. They're easy to care for. And you never need to mow when you have a goat.

Mom and Dad have a goat. They used to have two, but one keeled over last year.

Frankly, I'm afraid of anything with square pupils. I also find it disturbing that goats don't really take a shit, but rather pellets of excrement simply fall out of their ass at random intervals. You're just standing there, looking eye to creepy eye, and without warning...

Yeah, but the baby ones are cute!

my brother had a goat, it died of heat exhaustion.