Nathan Tyree: Andy Kaufman is Dead
So kids, it turns out I was wrong. Early this morning I was in Wal-Mart looking at that new K-Y warming jelly and wondering if it would be good on pasta when this withered old man with a large powdered wig, crrying a single pork chop walked up and shoved me. "Look asshole," he began, "I saw what you wrote." "Huh?" I was confused. "I'm Andy Kaufman." "No." I said. "Yes I am, you freakin' moron. And I'm dead." So kids, it looks like Andy's dead after all.

Mood: horny and oddly sedate
Music: Red Sovine


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